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the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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Excitebiking

While having sex with a girl from behind (doggystyle, with both hands on her ass cheeks) you use your right thumb to apply light pressure to her asshole (the "B" button) therefore initiating turbo mode. The pace of copulation will noticeably increase along with a pleasant turbo moaning sound.

Be careful though, too much and she will overheat with uncomfort and get bitchy. You will then be sidelined for a while while she tells you to "stop fingering my asshole". Fucking may resume, however you may have already lost the race.

Use sparingly for that extra boost of speed, preferably while coming inside of her.
We could tell when Rod was Excitebiking his girlfriend because the banging got louder, the pitch of moans changed, and eventually we would hear him giggling as she yelled at him.
by NESex July 27, 2010
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excuse you

What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "
You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:

"Excuse you!"

You get pissed and say:

EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!
by Excuse me! January 14, 2004
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excited

(1) verb: being happy or joyful that something will happen
(2) slang: being horny
(1) Smart Geeky Girl: I am excited about tomorrow's pop quiz
(2) Bo grew excited when Ashley walked into the room, and asked to go to the restroom. But, unfortunetly, the illiterate teacher would not let him go because the teacher cannot understand English!!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004
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excuse my french

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.
Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.
by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003
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Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.
Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008
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an excuse to get out of work

death is just a an excuse to get out of work
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