eventhorizon505

big stupid onion eating larper

man 1: *man eating onion* man 2:"dude your such a eventhorizon505" man 1: UOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joyous giggling larper May 13, 2024

Erick Everhard

A douchebag that gets more pussy than you ever will your entire life.

-Can you believe that douchebag fucked Sarah and her bestie?

-Yeah right he's such an Erick Everhard.

by 69$avage June 7, 2018

dirty everth

The act of having a gay sex with no less than 4 men, lined up in hand cuffs, in the back of a stolen police cruiser.

After a couple of drinks, my boys were totally down for a dirty Everth.

by Carlos chorizocaliente October 12, 2019

Nathan Evenhouse

He is an amazing guy. Even though I live 7 hours away from him I cannot replace him ever.

“Nathan Evenhouse is the best boy in the whole world”

by gretalol January 13, 2021

Everett (Evett)

Aka "Ultra Feminist"

Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3

If Everett were around, life would be easier.

"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."

by Obama_KnowsPassword3.0 April 2, 2025