Nick Evans

The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.

Thank you Based God Nick Evans.

by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

sharpay evans

the only person in all of high school musical who isn't incredibly fucked up. look up the hashtag #sharpaywasnotthevillain and you'll understand

1- sharpay evans annoys me so much bro
2- are you kidding? she was not the villain!

by hotsexygay September 15, 2020

Rich Evans

Verb: Rich Evansed - This verb is named after the man of Red Letter Media fame: To be spooky accurate in predicting where a story's plot will go next.

Yeah, I watched the latest M. Night Shyamalan flick and Rich Evansed the whole thing!

by OrchardSin June 29, 2021

Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Regan evans

A stuck up nonce who hangs out with an Ellie Evans and other chavs. She is a disgrace.

Person 1: she looks like a Regan Evans

Person 2: Oh! looks like evolution fucked up again.

by Randomlesbianwholikeerin December 13, 2021

Bob Evans Booty

A butt that is of superior quality, or a "well fed" booty. Often seen a restaurants such as Bob Evans.

"Damn Bryan, did you see the Bob Evans booty on that skeeze?

by sethsethseth October 20, 2008