Eugene 

Eugene is a nice guy, he's suffered torment from being made fun of at school for his name, he is above all and smarter than all, he will also be your boss in 10 years just you wait. He is NOT a school shooter and will NOT tip a fedora at you. Please be nice to him.

"Hey you know Eugene?"
"The kid thats gets bullied all the time?"
"Yea I feel bad for him"
"same"

Eugene by enegue123 June 16, 2021

Eugene 

He has an enormous cock, which he uses to entertain people at school.

"EUGENE!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!"

Eugene by Mr.Kalmi February 14, 2022

Eugene 

A Eugene is unique creature who wears a fedora and a trench coat. On its free time it shoots up schools and follows people with cameras for entertainment.

Duck and cover! Eugene is reaching into his backpack

Eugene by A Eugene September 20, 2016

Eugene 

An absolute loser. A male “specimen” who has little to no social life/skills, unathletic, eats at lunch with no one near his vicinity, and most likely partakes in dance performances and drama class at school. Can be easily identified by playing computer games at school frequently, wearing long sleeves black clothes and boots, pale skin, and the infamous fedora.

Person 1: “What’s wrong with that kid over there?”
Person 2: “ He’s a Eugene, don’t mess with him or he’ll shoot up the school.”

Eugene by Riskology May 9, 2018

Eugene 

This is a person that goes sicko mode when you talk trash about Minecraft.
He is a nice overall person. He is ugly though no cap.

Person 1: Man you are looking really "Eugene" today.
Person 2: So you are calling me ugly?
Person 1: yup

Eugene by POOPYMAN^(^( November 4, 2019

Eugene 

1.One of the contestants on U.K reality TV program, Big brother. Came 2nd on BB6.
2. The coolest geek ever!

Eugene: Did dar didit dar dit dit dar.Hello!

Eugene by Matty Johnstone September 8, 2005

eugene 

taking a small pinch of dip using your pinky and thumb

Tom took a eugene from his friends can of Peach Skoal.

eugene by Terrell Carter May 25, 2006