Eugene

A person that is not retarded but act retarded and they think that they are cool but actually aren't at all, they usually wear a trench coat and/or a fedora

Damn that Eugene thinks that he can get that gir, nah he looks like crap

by RynoBoyz July 25, 2016

Eugene

A Man that was born by an incestral Mother. A Eugene wear's a Trench coat with a Fedora. Eugene's favorite weapon is the AK with Fast Mags with Stock. Eugene's favorite Quote is "I'm coming for ya bud." Eugene's natural habitat is the candle store right next to the Gun Store.

It's A Bird... It's A Plane... No It's Eugene with the AK in his Backpack Everyone Run!!!!!

by Eugene's Dad August 1, 2016

Eugene

usually a kid who is extremely cringeworthy and is know to get dised/rejected by girls

oh that guy is super cringy he must be a eugene

by backfill July 31, 2016

Eugene

Eugene has big goals and a small penis. He likes to bring machine guns to school and call it a social experiment. He really likes soy milk and everything bland.

He has no future in life. His mom hates him and his dad disappointed that his son is 47 years old and he is still a virgin and is still jerking off to pornhub. He is the type of guy to eat pizza all day while watching Anime and jerking off. He has no hygiene. Don't be an Eugene.

Eugene quickly pulled his pants up when he realized that his dad was watching him jerk it to Justine Bieber.

by Dr Phili July 19, 2016

Eugene

He has a big Long dick that’s always around 12 inches long he is always 6ft and plays basketball he is a mega weeb who can pull bitches no matter what he does and most of the girls in his class think he is hot

Damn Eugene Nice Cock

by Niggar gagged123455 November 13, 2020

Eugene

A trans man with limp wrists and a raunchy sense of humor. Can usually be found making gay jokes in a positive manner and treating women like human beings. A real swell guy.

Can you believe that guy? Why can't he be more like Eugene?

by eugenioburrinio November 14, 2014

Eugene

A sex bomb and usually have the good looks. He is very good in bed and have a satisfying penis and a very good boyfriend. Take cares of you and is very sweet. A very loyal boyfriend and a trustable friend .

Awww ! I wish i could date Eugene .

by pity joker September 6, 2017