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Chester Esoteric

A Gothic erotic act in which only a few people know its true nature. If observed by an outsider, it would simply look like "tea baging", though, there are some notable differences. Firstly, the 'Chester" is wearing a brown leather mask and cape, while violently screaming profanities in order to arouse the person being "Chester'd", all the while repeatedly crouching and touching their "Chesticles" onto the persons chest.
Person a:"What is Chester Esoteric?"
Brown Munk: "If only you knew..."
by TheMountainGoat5000 August 25, 2011
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Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos

Someone that you feel an instant connection with when you meet, and then go on to give a silly nickname, yet deep down, everything about her is serious to you. When you meet someone like her, you'll never be able to match her energy because she's 100% pure and you're probably 200% a dumbass. You'll find yourself looking back at the most joyful times you've ever experienced in your life and you'll notice that she was there for every single one. Imagine, you're on a rollercoaster having the time of your life, you're also getting a massage while eating 5-star sushi and enjoying your favorite bubble tea, you're favorite songs blasting, and you're so overstimulated with the best feeling ever that you'll never be able to put it in words unless you write something ridiculous like this. But that's just the truth, she's the best you ever felt, that it feels ridiculous and unreal. But it's real and you don't know what you ever did to be able to deserve someone like her. But remind you, you're still a dumbass, you will hurt her when she does everything to make you feel better than feeling great. You don't get how you could ever hurt her the way you did. But you know you're sorry but no sorry can make up for what you did. But you'll still say it over and over again. I'm sorry cassie.
Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos is my love bugggg, I miss her so much.
by I'm sorry cassie November 22, 2021
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Esme

Esme is an amazing, talented girl who is also very eager. She can get self-conscious when there is no need to be and can sometimes be put down by the ringleader of her friendship group.

Esme is a mix of a girly girl and an edgy person. Esme is also very artistic and is great at art and most likely plays the piano too.

Her best friend is like her sister, they are so close and think the same. Esme can often drive her best friend a little mad by procrastinating. Esme can also get upset easily when things don’t go as planned but can move on very quickly.

Esme is great girlfriend material but often doesn’t show boys that she’s interested which puts them off her. But any boy or girl that dates an Esme is one of the luckiest people in the world!
Esme? She’s my best friend!
by Cyanmermaid November 24, 2018
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Esme

Such a sweetheart , very very funny, so pretty, always there for people, popular , laughs at everything no matter what it is , Cannot use a razor properly , very cute , always has tea to spill.
Esme is a loving girl, looks after people well, and Esme always has tea to spill
by Flyder12 November 3, 2019
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Esme R.

An Esme is the person who cannot be defined by words, and surpasses all the boundaries of the universe. Esme does not work live or fit in a box, nor does she live outside the box. She breaks down all of the walls of the box, until the sky is the limit. Esme is the person you grew up with, your sister, the person who shaped who you are. With the most beautiful smile, and beautiful soul, you cant help but feel safe and honored knowing you are her best friend. An Esme is the person you are always competitive with, jealous of, and happy for all at the same time. She succeeds in every area of her life and everyone looks up to her. When she walks by, all of the boys stare, not just because of her beauty, but because of her brains, and kindness. An Esme is the person that appeared in your past, and made your future possible. If you have an Esme in your life, hold on to her as tight as you can, and never let go.
Esme R. is my best friend
by LaLaW! June 12, 2020
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esomnia

Not being able to sleep due to an internet addiction.
"Are you still up?! It's 3AM!"
"Yeah, I have to check my mail."
"Dude, you have esomnia!"
by puntmuts December 25, 2008
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Esme

Secretly a french man with hench legs who enjoys getting fingered in toilets
Boy:' who's that in the sink?'
Girl: 'that's esme'
by 1836273937 February 26, 2017
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