Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.

The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation

by Khayman November 7, 2006

Equallyokedtarian

An equallyokedtarian is a person who couples up and bonds with another of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status.

An example of an equallyokedtarian would be; two divorcees about the same age, without children, date and marry one another-each of them as a couple are white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancesters are from quite close ares of Europe.

by ijohn4v8 April 11, 2012

N equals 1

A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.

Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.

by ThisGuy32764 April 24, 2021

Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable

The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.

by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015

loud equals funny

A universal untruth held only as a truthful doctrine by immature prats with no concept of proper humor.

Okay, next person to say that "loud equals funny" is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

equal-opportunity racist

someone who is racist about every race,sometimes including their own.regardless of the situation

equal-opportunity racist- i hate all niggers,chinks,wetbacks,frenchies,oreos,crackers

i hate you,i hate you, i don't even know you, and i hate ya guts!

by sooooooooul train June 22, 2009

line equations

(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.

"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"

by lyssalicious February 27, 2010