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Elmer's Buttplug 

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue
"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"

Elmering 

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.
Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!
Elmering by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017

Elmer Phitts 

He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.
Sam Phitts was used as a replacement for Elmer Phitts to make Donna regain her memory
Elmer Phitts by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019

emerson junior senior high school 

a school filled with a bunch of sexy people from the stinky and tiny town of emerson new jersey. all the students that attend the school either play sports, are in the play, debate, or even horse girls!! some furries too!! an amazing school to send your kid to if you love a shitty education system and seventeen year olds who think they are wolves and foxes! there have been a few movies made there as well. some of the teachers are cool but others are kinda smelly. ledge is one of the only acceptions
shawty: i love emerson junior senior high school
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
Emersyn is Ed Sheeran. Even though they're a red head, they're genuinely so sweet and kind and they remember everything you say. They are so true to freindships and so loyal even if they're in love with your mom

*shafts cutely*
Jimmy's fanboy is Emersyn
Emersyn by Asexual. Mess November 30, 2021