Vampire Electronics

N. Any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. Often results in unusually high electric bills.

Electric Bill Recipient: "Holy crap! Look at this unusually high electricity bill!"

Significant Other: "Yeah, it's those stupid vampire electronics."

---Even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave's display uses about 3 watts.---

by captainduncan December 10, 2008

electronic pimp stick

The pinnacle of all electronic vaporizers. It’s a device used to maintain an absolute master buzz. You will often find “Drew’s” yielding electronic pimp sticks.

Bystander: Hey Drew can I hit your electronic pimp stick!?
Drew: Yeah, hold up. Let me get one more puff.

by Pimper August 31, 2021

electro remix

Essentially taking any song in the known universe and adding a crappy backbeat to it.

Guy 1: Why is this piano music so un-catchy?
Guy 2: It must be the electro remix.

by 0/\/'/>< September 16, 2012

electioneering

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.

1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?

by Naked Henry May 5, 2005

election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).

Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008

Jay Electronica

One of the best new rappers out there. Showed up on the scene in 2007, but only got big recognition with his "Exhibit C". He's working with Mos Def, Nas, and Just Blaze to get his name out there. His rhymes are deep, memorable, and intelligent. He'd beat Wayne, Jeezy or Gucci Mane any day.

Exhibit A, Exhibit C, and Act 1 are three songs that will stay with me for the rest of my life and I look forward to what he has in store for the future.

"Question14 - Muslim Lesson 2: Dip over, Civilize a 85er.
I make the devil hit his knees and say the Our Father." -Exhibit C: Jay Electronica

"Build a home, teach a class, start a revolution
Free the mind, heal the body, talkin’ evolution"
-Just Began, Jay Electronica, J. Cole, Mos Def. etc.

"you can find the Christ where the lepers and the lames at? Life is like a dice game, one roll could land you in jail or cuttin cake blowin kisses in the rice rain. Nice whip nice chain a closet of skulls. The stench is like slave blood at providence hall."
- Exhibit A: Jay Electronica

by Raleigh Mayne March 6, 2010

Electronic shit sandwich

When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.

My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)

by MattyDiesel November 12, 2010