Eddie

Eddie is the most annoying son of a bitch to ever grace this planet. Eddie is a disgusting human that tries to convince people of his lies which he can not stop saying. Eddie is an abusive person that forces people to have sexual relations without their consent.
Man 1: “hey that’s an Eddie.”
Man 2: “oh shit let’s run before he starts chatting shit.”
by The C 4 August 23, 2020
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A unit of measurement used to desrcibe how mighty fine a lady is. Units range from 0-69 but are given only in this form (manipulation of eddies into fractions or percentages is not used)
'Person a' *Gasp* she's fit
'Person b' Yeah, I'd say she scored a solid 58 eddies
by Human definer December 05, 2013
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Noun. ebonics. An eddy is what typically white suburbanite Americans refer to as a widow's peak. This meaning that the hair comes to a bit of a point in the middle of the front hairline, extending slightly into the forehead. Though I haven't proven this, it most obviously comes from Eddy Munster, a character on the old TV show The Munsters who was a wearwolf, and he had a very defined widow's peak.
Boy: I can believe she's got her hair pulled back, considering she has an eddy and all.
Other Boy: Yeah but like, it doesn't matter that much, she still looks pretty fine.
Boy: Yeah, I feel that.
by viiince February 16, 2005
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A black human being with a personality of a legend, Eddies may seem like that they are depressed but that more likely the mood swings, Eddies have the biggest heart and Eddies light up your day even if your not expecting him too. Eddies are always there for you and always DTF. Eddies are most likely black and also thinking about becoming the next kevin hart in his career. Eddies have trouble with the women but no troubles with boys. Eddies has troubles in school because sometimes doesn't apply himself as he should. Eddies can be butts at times but yeah they are just guys who are always there.
by TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES November 11, 2019
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Eddie is short for edible in reference to food based products with THC listed as an ingredient. Usually gummies, chocolates or baked goods.
I had to stop smoking weed and started eating Eddie’s. My lungs couldn’t take it anymore.
by Stiick January 12, 2021
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Eddy

A person who doesn't tell you they have the Coronavirus.
Person 1: He had the coronavirus and went out to the party last night.
Person 2: Man, that guy is a total Eddy.
by Thegartyboi May 24, 2020
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Eddies

Hey you still bringing those eddies friday?
by bloodane April 18, 2018
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