Banana Enlightenment

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021

condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

eligha

He is a very dependable guy that is loyal and respected by lots. He is tall and hot. He very friendly.

I want a friend like Eligha

Eligha is very hot

I like Eligha

by The realist guy March 15, 2017

Enlightened

When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.

I have gotten enlightened with you.

by Mike Pwns May 26, 2008

enlightenerd

an enlightened nerd. a renaissance geek, if you will. someone who likes the internet but realises there is a real thing called life out there somewhere too.

my boyfriend is an enlightenerd, he codes like crazy but he can cook too!

by rachel wild June 29, 2006

enlighted

The state of spiritual enlightenment achieved thru blinky lights

See www.enlighted.com

by Eightway January 12, 2004