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relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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RelationTIP

a relationship formed between two Tipsters

this form of relationship never truly ends, as both of the Tipsters involved are perfect for each other, otherwise it would never have formed n the first place

is often characterized by the romanticizing of nerdy or geeky subjects
one Tipster: "i am the proton to your electron, i will always be attracted to you with a force equal to that of the electro-static force"

one Tipster: "i would build a time machine so i can stay in this RelationTIP with you forever"
other Tipster: "lets get started, we need to work on designs for that flux capacitor!"
by Iggy Flames February 21, 2011
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zero ten relationship

When there’s two people in a relationship and one is a straight 10 and the other one is an ugly 0.
Damn Lauren’s in a zero ten relationship. Her boyfriend is ugly asf.
by Tylerisdad November 13, 2020
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facial erection

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.
by DanRico October 5, 2013
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male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.
Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.
by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014
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Rex Erection

Jimmy the tyrannosaurus rex could not masturbate because he could not reach his Rex Erection.
by DannyTheScoob July 18, 2016
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Affection erection

Any erection not caused by sexual stimulation, but instead caused by overwhelming sense of romance, or being in love.
“ I’m not even horny, I just love you so much you give me an affection erection. “
by Snakenet Janhole March 7, 2019
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