Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020

It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

by Betzbaw January 16, 2024

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 04, 2015

Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 09, 2024

Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.

Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.

by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018

California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)

Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!

by Teddybarbeque April 23, 2024

Liberian Tumble Dryer

When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer

Ay bro why is your breath stinky cos’ I just gave my girl a Liberian Tumble Dryer

by GeorgeWashingMachine1789 April 28, 2024