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downtown handshake

Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.
Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.
by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010
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i wouldn't download it

A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the small portion of a download limit that is required for it to be played.
Guy 1: Heard u saw Paris's new film, how was it??

Guy 2: Let's just say I wouldn't download it...
by Bourke January 12, 2009
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download the brown report

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.
by JP November 7, 2003
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Downtowning

The act of going out on the town, drinking and carousing.
What are you doing tonight? I think I might go downtowning.

I told Komal that we are downtowning, she will meet us there.

All that downtowning has given me a headache this morning.
by boobaloo-ji April 3, 2011
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Downtown Canada

An alternative name for a city of Toronto (in Canada), which was originally renamed by @tavajiia (aka Mrs.Downtown Canada 💅)on Twitter

Later the name was memed over by some Toronto-based Instagram accounts such as @6ixbuzz and etc.
Fam1: "Wagwan fam, hou wus the flight from the 6ix??"
Fam2: "whats the 6ix fam?"
Fam1: "Y'know, Torono"
Fam2: "Hell nah bruv issa Downtown Canada now"
Fam1: "Oh ya my bud"
by MishaMykha September 28, 2020
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Kisses down low

Giving a girls head, kissing her pussy lips
by Stick man43 December 27, 2015
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Downtownie

n. Person who grows up in a dense urban neighborhood ("downtown") as opposed to the growth-friendly suburbs.

Generally these people are socially awkward, unusually tense, and don't have close personal friends, but rather a large group of acquaintances they call "friends". They know everyone and no one at the same time.

Often flaky.
"I can't handle Irina at these parties, she's such a downtownie."

"She doesn't understand going to play soccer, she's a downtownie."

"There is no way Tom's going to make it out to your jam, he's a downtownie."
by John Hollick May 13, 2008
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