douchebox

a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.

"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"

"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"

"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"

by justliv2 August 9, 2012

Douchecock

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.

Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.

by brofist42 August 28, 2012

douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche

She posted it on douchebook

by XShankX August 20, 2015

Douchecopter

A mix of the words douche and helicopter, someone who is being hella annoying and hovering over your shoulder while you send a text.

"Rodney, stop being such a douchecopter and gtf away from me, bruh!"

by Xur November 8, 2017

Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.

Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.

by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018

Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.

by Hostile October 25, 2005

Douchebox

A box and or carton of Douches

In aisle 3, you can find a Douchebox.

by A.T. Andy June 1, 2005