by JD Christie February 25, 2004
Get the Blast a dookie mug.a clueless person, most always lacking even the most basic social skills. a doofus often thinks they are a bit smarter then everyone else.
when a doofus makes silly comments at the dinner table and everyone rolls their eyes they think everyone got something in their eye at the same time.
A doofus views defeating a 6 year old at a game of tic tac toe
as an accomplishment to be bragged about.
A doofus does not understand why you are not fairly impressed by this.
A doofus views defeating a 6 year old at a game of tic tac toe
as an accomplishment to be bragged about.
A doofus does not understand why you are not fairly impressed by this.
by thederby October 2, 2012
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by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006
Get the dookie log mug.1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.
2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "
" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
by Vendon March 26, 2009
Get the Dook Muffin mug.Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.
by reverend megaton August 11, 2011
Get the dookie ninja mug.A devastatingly unsuccessful attempt to break wind, whereby the intangible gas becomes a cross between a tangible solid and liquid. More simply described as "a fart you can't trust".
1. - After night of heavy drinking, Jeff's repetitious farting ended in heart break when he poot dookied.
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
2. - Dude, I know you pooted an hour ago, but the car still smells like dookie, are you sure you didn't poot dookie?
by MckPDAliPD October 26, 2009
Get the Poot Dookie mug.Holy shit! That girl just got both of Tyrone's balls in her mouth. She just had her first order of dookie dumplins!
by dirty duck October 23, 2012
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