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doobie cruise

Driving around in a car while smoking a marijuana cigarette. Usually done in a neighborhood.
Me and JD are about to go for a doobie cruise, you comin with?
by Big Poppy November 5, 2007
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doobie dial

When one smokes weed and makes erratic and irrational phone calls.

See also "drunk dial" or "dd"
" I was a victim of Paul's* doobie dialing last night," senior Kelly said.

* Names have been changed to protect the source's anonymity
by Daddy-D May 7, 2008
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Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.
by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012
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dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown
by CatchRag December 10, 2013
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Fair doobies

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"
by stripez March 30, 2010
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Food Doobie

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.
by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012
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Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up
Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!
by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015
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