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Doof

A penis fart. Usually making the sound of a balloon deflating, stronger doofs make a pop sound.
Yo my dick hurts i just let out the biggest Doof of my life might need to go to the hospital.
by karsonvmilli April 8, 2019
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Doof

basically a word to say when you don’t know what to say...just like oof
hey wanna go out?”

“doof”
by Thotty101 April 15, 2019
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Doof

a whore, a slut, and a bitch, but just a nicer way to say it
can also be said to animals as gross ugly or fat or stupid
ur such a doof
hey! that’s mean
by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 December 15, 2019
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Doof

Hwo threw a doof?
Someone doofed in here!
I had to doof..
by sinusman January 27, 2020
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Doof

Oof, but better. Whenever you’re in a situation where any type of reaction is needed...doof is the answer.
Sally: my cat just died

Me: doof
by Not cast bonding March 18, 2020
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doof

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 1, 2020
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Bro he's such a doof
by Bcq17 June 3, 2020
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