dontschlonger

When you tell a friend not to sleep with a certain girl.

Hey bro, that girl's got the herp, dontschlonger.

by Wild Unicorn November 21, 2013

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Dousche

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.

Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.

by Total Dousche June 26, 2016

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donshari

A beautiful name you'll only hear once in a lifetime. The one who has the name is a very special person who is loving and kind, but gets mad easily. She asks for nothing but simplicity from someone. She asks nothing in return but she's has done for them.

Chuck: I wish donshari was mine...
Avie: too bad shes already mine so back off.

by adjjgv April 20, 2018

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Dongchitis

Dongchitis is an inflammation of the lining of your bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from your lungs. People who have dongchitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. Dongchitis may be either acute or chronic and is usually caused by weighty consumption of malejaculate, where some or all of the malejaculate travels into the trachea instead of the esophagus.

Gus: *coughs*
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD May 8, 2018

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