Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

dozered

To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.

Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!

by GrannyDozer5000 October 27, 2012

Doger

Used as a term of endearment toward one's friends.

"What up my doger"
"Alright doger"

by Sir Benis Bepidus October 13, 2020

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

brown dogger

The person who you work with who is a brown noser and also at the same time a dog fucker.

I can't believe mike all he does is sit around fuckin the dog and brown nosin the boss, he is such a brown dogger

by hey you 2 February 23, 2011

doggers

Dollar store sunglasses that are made of cheap, black plastic. Imitation Ray Bans.

I got my doggers and my Dickies on.

I gotta go get me some new doggers.

by Katherine Glass November 4, 2004

doggers

multi colored swim trunks

Whoa brah check out my doggers!

by jason December 4, 2004