Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

dockers

Nice pants. Very nice pants.

You are wearing Dockers.

by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004

stuart dickle

A way of describing how abnormally small one's penis is. It also can talk.

Girl: Holy shit did u see Brads dick when he flashed us?
Girl 2: Omg Yeah it was so small
Girl: It looked like a stuart dickle
Girl 2: Yeah it was muttering some stuff but i don't care that shit was tiny!

by Fat Bitches Fighting Over Food May 19, 2018

Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 9, 2010

dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

dickless

A word to describe men or boys who pick on women or girls to boost their self esteem. These creatures will feed on your insecurities to feel okay about his own. He is generally without any very good friends. This is just a more creative term for an asshole and such.

Boy: You are a flat bitch!
Girl: Take a look of what's in your own pants before you tell me what's in mine dickless!

by +vibes+ June 21, 2014

donkle

muddy donkles is a mis-spelling for the word donkey:). yes it is a an actual word😌✌🏻

person 1: are you in the muddy donkles

person 2: yes i am. they’re very cool😎✌🏻

by l e x June 18, 2020