Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

Dildo Diver by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021

high diver 

A turd deposited into the toilet bowl at such a high speed that it causes spashback directly onto the spectating testicles Cured by the use of a fireman's blanket

Sorry will be out in a minute love, just drying myself after my high diver

high diver by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

Anemone Diver 

To thrust ones penis into a sea anemone

Phillip chose to be an anemone diver and thrusted his penis deep into the tentacles of his stinging sea anemone. He received horrific stings to his genitalia and is now the talk of the ER.

Anemone Diver by The almighty Drew August 26, 2015

Muff Diver 

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

Muff Diver by charles heston October 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER 

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

MUFF DIVER by BF Deal July 31, 2009

deepsea diver

A sexual position that allows for maximum penetration.

The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.

I warmed her up with just the tip. I then went into a deepsea diver and she went crazy.

deepsea diver by tdox December 21, 2005

Muff Diver 

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

Muff Diver by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010