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Ditto

"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"

his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."

"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."
by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023
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Ditto season

When referring to winter you call it Ditto season as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” alongside the track “Ditto” in December 2022. People have made memories with the song ditto as this songs reminds them of winter 2022. Most people now refer the winter season to “ditto season”
Summer has ended and now it’s ditto season
by 22KMJ November 27, 2023
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Ditto

The Pokemon with the most fucked up back story in the game. Dittos begin life in a laboratory as a failed attempt to create Mewtwo so they are already fucked up to begin with. Then they are discarded into the wild and are shunned by other Pokemon for being different until the day comes when a juvenile delinquent wearing a baseball cap uses one of his pets to paralyze and beat Ditto within an inch of its life and forced into a ball. Only to be taken to a "daycare" and forced to have sex repeatedly with other Pokemon until it produces an egg. The egg is then taken and Ditto is then forced to endure the same cycle over and over again.
I cought a Ditto yesterday. So I took it to the "daycare" and had Charizard, Dragonair, Eevee, Arcanine, and Onix run a train on it for some eggs
by The man 309 June 15, 2024
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james ditto

one of a kind tattoo artist. a bad ass motherfucker who takes no shit. seen wearing hoodies and a red beard, a whore
One day i am gonna grow up to be a james ditto
by james ditto January 11, 2009
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Ditto

Meaning 'Same."
"I don't know what to do for the essay!!" Exclaimed John.
'Ditto." Said Jane
by ILOVEHATSUNEMIKU December 24, 2021
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Ditto

Hey, you have a big ditto ;)
by DO U ??? March 19, 2021
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Ditto

Somone that copies someone like the Pokémon ditto, That can turn itself into other pokémons. Therefore its name.
Benjamin: uk Mike bought the same shoes as me and started to sag his jeans like mine.
Jonathan: Hes a ditto.
by Leave meh August 19, 2020
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