Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

Dish Hangover

The awful feeling one experiences upon viewing the kitchen mess the morning after a dinner party.

I was dog tired but I forced myself to stay up and clean the kitchen to avoid tomorrow's dish hangover.

by Laird G November 30, 2009

side dish

side dish a girl or guy u fuck on tha side

is that ur man, nah thats my side dish

by sky January 10, 2004

dish pig

staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.

Can you call the waiter over? No, not him, he's just a dish pig.

by londonmark September 5, 2003

Skip The Dishes

An advertisement you will often see in Reddit and it's been going on for nearly 5 years now.

Skip The Dishes

by TheHonestCanadian August 16, 2018

Dish Rat

adj.

a) someone who washes dishes for a living, in a cafe / bar etc.

b) term meant to be used as an insult.

a) Tony= "Man I fucking hate being a dish rat at the local pub. It's shit pay, and I come home smelling like shit"
Anothony= "Make your job sound better, call yourself an "Underwater Porcelain technician"

b) "Dude, your a fucking dishrat. Go use your n00b tubes some more.

by Xx5ilentNite November 2, 2008

Bacon Dish

To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".

Hey, I've Had A Terrible Week. Do You Wanna Come Over To, "Bacon Dish"?

by Gore Defex November 21, 2014