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diarrheabedis

ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.

Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.

Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.
I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.
by James Quall of Duty March 3, 2010
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diarrheaing

The act of going diarrhea. Commonly associated with: the hershey squirts, explosive bowel movements, porcelain punisher, and generally destructive colon activities.
Stephanie spent all this morning diarrheaing.
by Singingfrenzy November 19, 2006
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implosive diarrhea

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"
by jack bruce June 29, 2005
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diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.
Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!
by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014
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Diarrhate

When you have so much diarrhea that you hate life.

When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.
I ran to the toilet and experienced the worst diarrhate of all time.
by egstrangehart July 27, 2017
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Ketchup diarrhea

The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.
Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.
by Treklemmer April 26, 2010
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When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
by Nutt soar December 27, 2016
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