dirty dipstick

A penis that is rarely used making it dusty (dirty dipstick)

Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting

by LGHleftbutstillright June 9, 2018

Dipsticking

When a man pulls out of one woman's vagina and another woman licks and suck the first woman's vaginal secretions off of his penis.

I was taking turns on the women and they were dipsticking me as I went back and forth between them.

by RainforestFor3 December 21, 2021

Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping

guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick

by fentgod69 August 21, 2024

Dipsticking

Where you wet your penis inside of a woman's vagina, dip your penis in a grandparents ashes, then the same woman sucks the ashes off.

"Hey, do you want to try dipsticking later?"

by Midar, Dead man December 29, 2024

Dipsticking

When you or someone you know, preferably a friend or a partner, fingers your ass to check if fecal matter is present.

"Hey before you pipe me, do a little dipsticking up in there to make sure the coast is clear."

by CyrusCyrus October 23, 2025

The Dipstick Revival

Your mate is blackout drunk so you get coke on your finger and proceed to finger him in the ass to sober them up

Your mate in the corner needs the dipstick revival

by Dipstick revival king March 22, 2025

Dipstick

The act of someone sticking their finger in their rectum, forgetting they did it, and cooking food with their bare hands. Very common in South Asian street food.

“Dude, did he just dipstick?”
“No bro all he did was scratch his ass and cook. He didn’t stick it in there. Big difference.”

by yabisargo May 1, 2025