Dipshit

A person that does stupid things

"He quit his job in a recession & now cant find a new one. What a dipshit"

by Iva Longprong April 2, 2009

Dipshit

A person who isn't thinking and who gets stuff wrong

You dipshit stop it

by Lagoonablue16 September 25, 2018

dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

Dipshitmonkey

People who think they are being funny and are too stupid to realize they are being annoying as fuck, but at the same time manage to get more and more people irritated enough to kill him/her.

Dipshitmonkey

by Mr. Forward November 28, 2009

dipshititude

n. - the quality of falsely believing in the greatness of one's own self-importance and contributions to society

"I find Sarah Palin to be possessed of an astounding level of dipshititude."

"If you need me to define 'dipshititude' for you or ask me how much you owe me in royalties for using the word in a non-profit manner, then you've just answered your own question."

by phantosphobos July 20, 2012

dipstick marker

Typically extremely bright fuck-me-red lipstick used to suck someone's cock.

Sometimes also referred to as "cocksucker red."

Cherrie skillfully applied her favorite shade of dipstick marker before going out, knowing full well that she would allure every guy at the club for a chance at satisfy her craving for cock.

by Orally Fixated November 25, 2013

Dipshitian

A person or people who live in constant dipshitdom.

You are a total dipshitian.

by Music Maven January 1, 2014