Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.

Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}

by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

Pussy Dinner

When you eat a dinner of Pussy

Man 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Man 2: Dude I had a nice Pussy dinner at 5pm

by Stonergalpalgal420 February 15, 2019

Dinner Room

An extremely embarrassing and unforgivable way of describing a diner or cafe in a moment of panic and hesitation.

Zoey: Where do you want to meet tonight?

Christian: Uhh... The ‘dinner room’!!

by Phantom Joss June 14, 2018

Bancroft dinner jacket

Named after the small northern Ontario, Canada, logging town. It is assumed that everyone in Bancroft wears the, sometimes, red and black fleece outdoorsman coat even to formal events. Therefore the Bancroft dinner jacket.

Outdoorsy type wearing his checkered coat in the city someone might say.

Hey, look at buddy wearing his Bancroft dinner jacket!

by Pflapper February 20, 2011

Clam Dinner

Performing oral sex on two or more females in an orgiastic manner.

Frank went to visit his girlfriend but ended up in a hot three way with her and her roommate and had quite the clam dinner from what I hear.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Tab Dinney

Noun - A ugly piece of shit who deserves to die, they also smell like shit and need to Shower

"Dude Nelson is such a fucking tab dinney like holy fuck"

by Tab is Smelly December 3, 2018

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018