Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

kissed her dimple

to kiss a girl in the special place between her legs

friend 1 :how far did you and Sharon go last night?
friend 2 :i kissed her dimple

by i.went.there. January 23, 2011

dimple farm

n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

dimple nipple

when little fat boys run around with no shirt on, and they have boobs, but their little nipples turn inwards.

i was at the beach and these little boys with dimple nipples attacked me.

by Rissy C. August 31, 2006

dimple kiSS

(n) To touch or caress with the dimples as an expression of affection or amorousness. Includes rubbing of cheeks. Required that the two have dimples on opposite sides of the cheek.

gimme a dimple kiSS~

by DKHY August 20, 2006

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

thigh dimple

A crater- like indentation, found on or around the thighs. Convinient when looking for a place to temporarily store sauces, such as katsup, for dipping purposes. Usually found in multiples. May vary in size.

My, Susan! How smart of you to use your thigh dimple instead of a styrofoam dish for your sauce! Smaller carbon footprint.

or

Hey, Cindy! Slide that thigh dimple over my way... my chicken nugget is dry!

by Brea & friends January 12, 2009