diddler

one who touches his ding dong or in fancier terms a penis

"that diddler over there is next to my girlfriend"

by anonymous July 17, 2022

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who does naughty stuff with their dog

Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside

Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up

by Gimmedaloot July 27, 2024

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017

diddler

Kris Ralston

The definition of Kris Ralston is a diddler

by Sybenga February 11, 2017

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023