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Disappointment

When you have a boner and walk into a wall but break your nose first
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itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.
Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 13, 2011
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disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.
Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Disappointment

you.
by g00ngaman November 7, 2020
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National Disappointment Day

National Disappointment day falls on the 22nd of August. It is a day where the world's biggest disappointments are originated from.
Joe: Ugh tomorrow is National Disappointment Day
Lynn: Hey! tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly
by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019
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Dickappointment

The disillusion felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.
Sheila finally decided to bed her roomate Rhonda after her last and perhaps final instance of dickappointment with her most recent boyfriend, Clyde.
by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021
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Dickappointment

Don’t make the grave mistake of confusing this for “dick appointment”. This is when you’ve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.
I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldn’t keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I can’t even look at him the same anymore.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
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