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dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.
His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"
by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008
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dickless dickleby

a boy who masquerades as a man; a grown baby-man
A dickless dickleby is a so-called man who refuses to admit his true feelings and commit to a romantic relationship.
by Areerah August 14, 2010
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Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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Dickleberg

A dick shaped, pickle flavored iceberg.
She looked on in awe at the document as she realized the Titanic was really sunk by a dickleberg.
by shaunaisniftyy December 29, 2008
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Dickleing

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"
by Xilef2468 July 20, 2015
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Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.
Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.
by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016
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Dickolosis

He took his pants off and I need a road map to navigate the turns of his dickolosis.
by Dirtywine December 16, 2018
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