Deuce Dial 

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.

Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."

Deuce Dial by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011

Deuce Bigalow 

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

Deuce Bigalow by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Wild Deuce Chase 

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

Wild Deuce Chase by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009

deuced out 

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.

"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

deuced out by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008

take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

take a deuce by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

Ma Deuce 

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

Ma Deuce by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

Deuce-Dix 

Deuce-Dix, 20 dollars, derived from the french language; Dix, meaning 10, and english slang; Deuce meaning 2.

Adam: How much money should I bring?

Spencer: Bring a Deuce-Dix just in case.

Deuce-Dix by Spencer Adams October 20, 2006