by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?
Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet
by defectedlance August 18, 2017

Person 1: What's for breakfast?
Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 21, 2010

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016

by Konono March 28, 2023

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.
by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025
