desperatebooking

Posting things on Facebook over and over about being single and lonely, even if it's just a song lyric.

Yeah! She seriously needs to stop desperatebooking.

by wordothepenguin August 23, 2010

desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

Desperate Druggie

This is when you smell your own shit after you've taken a crap in a public toilet. After you've inhaled enough you'll soon lose consciousness and slowly die, due to the toxins you've inhaled.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.

Man 1: A guy died yesterday! We found his head sniffing his own load in a public toilet.

Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!

Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!

by FruitFly111222(I'm straight) April 19, 2018

Desperate

The state of doing anything in your means to get what you want no matter what it takes including braking the law they sworn to live upon.

Desperate

What’s up with they?
They are desperate to catch you slipping my bro no matter if true or false you know they’ll wait for any chance they get and when impatient they’ll use and take advantage to set your ass up my dawg.

by 69304069 May 2, 2018

Desperateism

Desperateism ♡#0616

Mike tyson: “what is their tag and user again?”
The Rock: “ Desperateism ♡#0616”

by Desperateism ♡#0616 July 31, 2021

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 30, 2005

'desperate'

drinking your own urine while on ecstasy, meth,ketamine,mushrooms,acid to prolong the experience. drinking another person's urine scores you +10 crackhead points.

Ecstasy is rapidly broken down by the liver but about 60% enters the urine unchanged. The urine could be drunk to recycle it, in the same way that Siberian tribesmen drink each other's urine after eating magic mushrooms. This is known in most circles as 'desperate'

by theinfamous84 December 9, 2008