be-derp

1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.

Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.

by sKiTtleZ-TastingDeRainbow January 02, 2008

Derp

Herp da derp derpa derp. A derpity

derpity herpa derp derp. Derp derp

derp. A herp derp herpity derpity derp.

Derp 1: Herp derp?

Derp 2: Derp.

Derp 1: Derpa herp derp derp?

Derp 2: Derp...

by ElTalonO August 30, 2010

Derping

1. Normally for those who are witless or stupid.
2. To be scared and coughing at the same time.

A1: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B1: "I'm pretty sure that's asthma."

A2: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B2: "I'm pretty sure he was an idiot."

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh December 04, 2020

Derping

Coughing and scared.

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.

by Kat the Scalie December 03, 2020

Derp

Someone who defies the laws of stupidity by being really, really stupid and derpy.

Melinda: I made a character named Aaron Brancher. He's going to be a rancher!
Friend: God, Melinda. You're such a derp.

by camille is black May 19, 2011

Derp

A literary or spoken phrase that combines elements of "WTF" and "cool story bro". Laced with condescension "derp" is a common form of web-based libel that is almost didactic; however not quite as it is generally a sardonic gesticulation rather than moralistic chastisement. The spoken sense of the world itself conveys an intrinsic feeling of disappointment with a subtle hint of disgust and an overtone of rebuke.

Joel: "I'm a lyrical genius!"
Devon: "Derp."

by Jove Lenod December 06, 2011

Derped

Derped (v.) To derp or have the action of derp be used upon you.

Shannon really derped when she fell face first on her skateboard.

Michael was derped when Christina tried to explain quantum physics to him.

by Kesareya August 10, 2010