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IT Department

They fix your computer on the 4th of July in 456735
Hello this is the IT Department
by Iguggiuiug January 10, 2020
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Department of Religion

A place that will be created now that Bush has be "re"elected. Responsible for promoting Christianity and being very critical of non-christians. Some of popular "man"dates that will be included are:Bibles in every building in the country, prayers required every day of the week, the receiting of the lords prayer before work,school,and other events that is government sponsored,mandatory church attendance at least once a week, and the elimanation of all non-christian literature in books and others forms of print.
The Department of Religion is something that will bring about the greatness of Christianity to all!!
by ShowMeGod December 20, 2004
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Ocean County Road Department

Where all the crackheads go that cant get jobs, cant read, and didn't go to collage, also make like $2 an hour.
Ocean county road department, lil wayne, a bum, crack heads
by OCEAN COUNTY ROADS October 17, 2010
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Department of Redundancy Department

A snarky little quip made when someone has mistakenly repeated themselves.
Man in the coffee shop: Continuing on, I'd like a chai tea latte with milk.
Barista: Department of Redundancy Department!
by faithplayskeys November 30, 2009
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Peebles Department Store (Troy NY)

Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.

Juan: Se' Señor.
by SouthTroyCore January 18, 2014
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Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to
Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!
by mchboy1 November 8, 2009
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Department of Corrections

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.
by Princess22 October 20, 2008
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