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Dentist the Menace

How young children --- and many adults, as well --- view anyone in that line of work. And of course, they are often 100% correct in that un-trusting assessment, unfortunately.
My teeth feel just fine, and so I don't want to "have a routine tooth-exam" for fear that it might actually do more harm than good (i.e., I might GET cavities from all da harsh cleaning and picking around)... too many "Dentist the Menaces" around who just have dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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Dentist Desert

You cheeky bloke, you live in the dentist desert!
by Franciscoolguy July 7, 2021
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pussy dentist

Another name for going to the gyno
I have to go to the pussy dentist to get my cooche checked out
by Wristwatch May 13, 2017
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Filthy Street Dentist

A method of trash talk primarily used to mentally and emotionally destroy your opponent for days to come
“You’re a dirty dirt man, a filthy street dentist
“Dude just called me a filthy street dentist, what do I even say?”
by Holyguacamole December 17, 2018
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Crocodile Dentist

Crocodile Dentist (Noun)
Milton Bradley's method of instilling the fear of animals and dentistry into the hearts of children worldwide.
Crocodile Dentist, striking fear into the hearts of innocent, game-playing children since '91
by American Necropolis September 15, 2010
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dentist

an asshole whos gay and loves making you throw up by sticking sharp tools down your thoat then he/her takes more sharp objects and pokes your teeth wich hurts and then charges you money for it you go in with bad teeth you come out with ok teeth but they make you were braces for a long time and when your teeth finally look strait they're all retarded and say "you can go for another year"so they tighten your braces and and you give them $500
dentist: hi there let me tighten your braces and stick sharp objects down your thoat so you can bleed inside won't that be fun

me: no fuc--- *grabs and throws on chair*

dentist: now let me see ah let me take this knife and stab your teeth to fuck

me: you fucking basterd *kicks knife out of hand* now what bitch

dentist: all is well i have more

me: *kicks balls punches face and knees in balls again*

dentist: that didn't hurt there's nothing there*dentist yells proudly* (it's a man to)
by fuck my dentist November 20, 2006
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dentist

the person to whom you pay a visit when your teeth are misbehaving and are giving you loadsa pain.
many people are scared of going to the dentist, probably due to large number of whirring, drilling, scraping and poking that goes on.
personally, i'm not scared of my dentist, as it is my mum. actually, scrap that, i'm VERY scared of my dentist BECAUSE it's my mum.....
no, honestly mum, my teeth are FINE...
by parlez January 30, 2005
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