Elf Defense

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.
Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.
by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014
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Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.
I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.
by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022
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The Trump Defense

The denial of accusations of criminal or other wrongdoings, usually in the form of harming an individual or institution in some form, by insulting the accusers.
When denying the charges of robbery, Erin used the Trump defense.
by whatareyou420 October 15, 2016
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Tower Defense

Tower defense (TD) is a subgenre of strategy games where the goal is to defend a player's territories or possessions by obstructing the enemy attackers or by stopping enemies from reaching the exits, usually achieved by placing defensive structures on or along their path of attack.
Dude! Tower Defense games are awesome!
by my.y.y.y August 21, 2022
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The AZ Defense

This term was invented by Snoop Dogg on a Reddit AMA.

It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".
Snoop Dogg: "paula deen. she should have used The AZ Defense"
by jakk765 October 03, 2014
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Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....
by douknowchriso July 30, 2008
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Defensive Uno

When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win
Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table
by Chosen rosen August 01, 2021
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