dayet

A diet that lasts only one day, especially when a person makes a firm decision to go on a diet. After the first day, for any reason, this person stops the diet.

Patricia went on a diet last Monday, but she had a business lunch on Tuesday and she just couldn't control herself. That's what I call a dayet

by Nick Goldberg June 20, 2011

ye daft cunt

a person who is strange or doing something stupid

why did you spill that ye daft cunt

by suicidal sandwich November 12, 2017

Daytime Ugly

A hooker who is so ugly, untalented, and generally unappealing that in order to make enough money to support her crack habit, she needs to stand out on the street during daylight hours as well as at night. While the daylight doesn't do her any favours, she is so desperate for a trick that she needs to be there for as much time as she can in the hope that someone, anyone, will give her $5 to eat their shit or something.

Look, there's another Daytime Ugly! What a disgusting hoe.

by cam8001 May 23, 2006

daft and barmy

Cockney rhyming slang - the army.

Prince Philip :"Liz, why has Prince Harry got a funny titfer?"

Trouble and strife :"Oh Philip, don't you ever read the Currant Bun? He's joined the daft and barmy!"

by Lee 74 March 5, 2009

daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.

Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.

by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018

Daytona Dingleberry

A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)

(Juuling in the bathroom)

Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.

Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry

by DanteCaash March 26, 2019

Dayton Dragon

When a chick takes a hit of meth off the pipe, sticks your dick in her mouth, and while suckin' the dick she blows the meth smoke out her nose. Henceforth.....The "Dayton Dragon"

"Dude!....I can't believe your sister gave me a Dayton Dragon behind a dumpster in the Oregon district Friday night!"

by anonymous March 31, 2023