hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

by JDMGio March 26, 2011

Darline

the coolest person in the world usually likes frogs and the color green and has best friends who party hardy

Michelle: what you do this weekend?
Monica: Oh hanging out with my bff Darline.
Michelle: Did you party hardy
Monica: yeah me and darline did!

by mcm8812 February 19, 2009

darlings

A boy and a girl that act as if they are boyfriend and girlfriend (hold hands, kiss, cuddle, call each other pet names, etc.) but due to circumstances or timing have yet to officially announce they are dating

Guy #1: Dude are you dating Heather or what?
Guy #2: No man, we are just darlings.

by friskycurtain August 22, 2008

Armies of Darkness

The Armies of Darkness is a compound wording for the German Army (Wehrmacht). It is just like the expression "Nazi Army" a word to "strengthen" the evilness and the badness of the German soldiers.

Indiana Jones III: The Last Crusade

"If we don't stop them from taking the Holy Grail the Armies of Darkness will run over Europe!"

by The_Emperor July 14, 2009

Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.

i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye

by kingkoot August 18, 2004

Darlinson

(Clue is in the name) just a darling! Someone who is very intelligent and possesses strong morale principles, may sometimes have their head in the clouds but do not underestimate them. Their naturally good with the lady's and is very cute... He/she is always 2 steps ahead.

Day dreaming: fairys and butterflys...
Oh no he's doing a Darlinson again

by Livesgood October 27, 2016

Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018