DADS

Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.

Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits

May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.

Example:

Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"

Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."

by all4us August 19, 2009

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A person who leaves to "get milk" and never returns.

Person 1: "She was being totally clingy, so I just pulled a Dad and got outta there."
Person 2: "Wow, harsh."

by ghosttwat666 September 06, 2022

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A person who banged your mama

My dad went to buy milk but never came back.

by macaronsuga October 18, 2020

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Dad, please, comeback, i know your taking a long time to get the milk, but its been a while, i miss that good old dairy smell, the produce isle doesn’t feel the same without you anymore. But dad, please come back, its been 15 years, mom couldn’t afford the mortgage, and we are living in cardboard boxes on the side of the road, my sister molly, was abducted by a homeless man on a tricycle. Mum can barely afford a happy meal, mom’s been acting very differently, after she started snorting salt. My favorite game that me and my brother do, is that we steal stuff from SuperStore, and see how long we can make it out of the store, before getting slaughtered at the end of the side of the road, mom has already had to amputate her leg and two arms just to keep us fed on the past few days. Brother Timmy has also been acting weird since we hung his rabbit on the McDonald's drive through section, before creeping customers, and stealing their french fries from the wedged part of their carseat. Some guy tried selling me kids on a Tricycle and saw that my Long Lost sister was in the back where most of his butchered horses, some day in Weathorford Texas. Mum Couldn’t afford cutting off her limbs anymore, so she gave us flashlight to search through dumpsters late at night when The Chad’s appear. But please comeback, Dad, i need something from you. Come back, with the milk...

Timmy: Where did dad go mom?
Mom: he has been gone for a while Timmy.
Me: Wheres the milk?
Molly: *mphmghph* struggles to get the duck tape off her face after being kidnapped.
Brother: I need milk, its a problem

by Trash Kid September 14, 2019

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the guy who treats you like his own. the one who, teaches you how to ride a bike. the one who is there for you no matter what. the one who wants his little girl to grow up happy. the one who you can go to. the one who, when you start to date guys, gets all super protective. the guy that loves you unconditionally. even when you mess up every once in a while no matter how big the mess up was.

person one: is that your father?
person two: no, thats my DAD(;
person one: whats the dif??
person two: how bout you go look it up on urban dictionary?!

by awed1 March 05, 2009

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