Cyclopsing

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.

I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night

by PixieMandy April 10, 2023

Cyclopentamine

Cyclopentamine is freebase cyclopentamine. It used to be used as a nasal decongestant before it got replaced by benzedrex with freebase Propylhexedrine. Cyclopentamine is weaker than Propylhexedrine. Dimethylamylamine freebase or Dimethylamylamine HCl can be used as a nasal decongestant, but Dimethylamylamine HCl was used as a pre-workout. Cyclopentamine HCl can be used as a pre-workout.

Fernando: I'm inhaling the nose decongestant which has freebase cyclopentamine in it. Now my nose is clear!

by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023

Sack cycling

When your balls hang so low they get stuck in your bike pedals but you still pedaling like they ain't.

"That boys balls were so low i swear he was sack cycling that shit"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

The Cyclone

The act of receiving a blowjob while your partner's feet are attached to a spinning ceiling fan.

Friend 1: "Why is your fan ripped off your ceiling?"

Friend 2: "My girl and I tried something called the cyclone... fucked me and my house up."

by Leb&Bunbun May 3, 2022

Cyclown

A perjorative term pertaining to a student or athletic team member of the pathetic institution that is Iowa State University. Note the similarity to the term "Assclown". The term is in reality a combination of ISU's mascot, the Cyclone and "Assclown." One might say that a Cyclown is the skidmark on the proverbial underwear of the state of Iowa.

Adam: you, my dear sir, are a God damn, no-talent, Cyclown!!!!!!!

by Marc Peru January 10, 2005

cyclops meat clown

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

by Rod Fury May 4, 2006

The Cyclops

When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.

"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"

by TheCyclopsMan May 6, 2010