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Crypto-Journalism

Crypto- meaning Cryptocurrency and Journalism meaning the activity or profession of writing for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or preparing news to be broadcas. So basically "Crypto-journalism" is the Noun.
"I'm a cryptojournalist." or "Crypto-journalism has been around for only two years now."
by SavageKitty June 11, 2018
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Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Crypto-philanthropy

Noun

Non-profit social media funded program to promote the welfare of others, using the funding gained to help others and create more media to increase the scope of the project.
F.R.E.E (Furthering Research Empowering Everybody) Is a Crypto-philanthropy project that uses social media to help society in various ways.

We are F.R.E.E

Wearethe.co.uk
by F.R.E.E June 1, 2019
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crypto-coaster

The term used to describe trends in Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.
Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!
by z0mbieparade May 28, 2018
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Crypto-Smad

Hyphenated portmanteau (sad/mad) describing the regret felt as a result of not having any of the crypto currency when it is experiencing a high, or, conversely, holding a position in the currency as it crashes.
Fuck a duck, I wish I had some bitcoin right now. The price is sky rocketing. I'm totally crypto-smad right now.
by Ed Linguist December 31, 2020
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crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.
The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.
by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021
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Cum for crypto

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum
Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "
by ERhardons March 21, 2021
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