Clusterfuckola

Multiples of multiple screw ups with no practical cure, compounding into even bigger screw ups, which will evolve into seriuos consequences for all.

Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.

by DOOMUS April 10, 2009

Clusterfrump

The act of becoming increasingly frumpy due to the intense frumpiness of those around you. This type of behavior is often observed in rural areas, such as rural New England, where dullness, plainness and a lack of fashion sense give way to an extremely high accepted level of frump.

Wow, I just took a trip back to New Hampshire and it was a total clusterfrump! I couldn't believe how much L.L. Bean catalogue action I saw!

by Hypocrash July 9, 2010

Clustermer

When a customer or client doesn't have their act together, thereby creating a headache and more work for you.

You just made a big sale, why are you all bitter?

The time I spent getting him to finally figure out what he wanted was ridiculous. That clustermer was way more trouble than he was worth.

by 11DMH69 November 5, 2010

Clusterfuckectomy

The actual removal of a clusterfucker once a "cluster fuck inquisition" has been completed.

We have determined who the clusterfucker is and completed the clusterfuckectomy as requested.

Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.

by The Tongliao Trio November 2, 2010

clusterfuckarchy

Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.

Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.

Jane: Word.

by The Nordic Avenger February 26, 2011

Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.

Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!

by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020

Cluster Cells

'Cluster Cells' are a group of cells that can appear on the penis when it is unclean. These cells can cause smegmal discharge to be emitted from the penis.

VEGAS: "CLEAN THAT CLUSTER OF CELLS"

VEGAS: "WE NEED A ONE AND DONE CLUSTER CELL CLEANER"

Dee Dee: " '-do you know if Nader has any Cluster Cells?' What do you mean by that? I'm not sure what you mean miss Holly."

by Sev_iRib_Farthouse_RealTV November 14, 2022