The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
by Hamroll November 27, 2006
by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006
2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.
by theycallmealex April 14, 2010
A japanese pop punk band. Unlike most bands they sing about 98% of there songs in english. Wroth a listen to if you wanna listen to something new
by Toilet man September 28, 2008
Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead
by Acchi March 29, 2018
The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.
"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
by KeyboardCrusader October 30, 2009
Hating someone to the point of going out of your way just to express your hate for someone.
More powerful than hate-fest and hate-campaign.
More powerful than hate-fest and hate-campaign.
by Super-machine December 12, 2005