Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Coochie Cruising

Similar to meat riding except for women

"You're coochie cruising kim K"

by audaxo September 20, 2022

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 9, 2024

piss cruising

Australian slang: drink driving

Always a classic

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night

by hoomuzu March 22, 2025