crohns

One bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.

Why didn't you do your homework?
I have crohns.
Why did your mom die?
She had crohns.
How'd your dad get so smart?
He has crohns.

by T Cash December 16, 2005

Dundee crown

A high school in Carpentersville, IL outside of Chicago that holds students from Carpentersville, Algonquin, and Dundee. Dundee Crown's Chargers boys basketball team placed fourth in the IHSA state tournament in 2009. The school is also known for an excellent wrestling team, as well as an outstanding music department and nationally-ranked recycling program

DUNDEE CROWN TAKES FOURTH IN STATE! DC WHAT?!

by chargers2010 May 19, 2009

Crown Heights

One of the illest neighborhoods in all of Brooklyn. At one point largely Jewish, the neighborhood is now predominately West Indian, with Dominicans, Panamanians, and Puerto Ricans thrown in for good messure.

Crown Heights is known both for it's beautiful architecture and as the site of the infamous "Crown Heights Riots". To find out more about the Crown Heights Riots, go to wikipedia you lazy fuck.

I got some bangin' jerk chicken in Crown Heights last Friday. Then I smoked some crack.

by Kili April 6, 2007

Send in the clowns

Used in a circus when an unforeseen disaster had occurred, with the clowns being sent in to distract the audience from the problem.

The audience hated the last act. Send in the clowns!

by PapaChango96 March 29, 2007

clowns

Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.

can't sleep, clowns will eat me

by sumnox May 26, 2005

crohns

very painful intestinal disease that lasts a persons entire life. depending on severity the person can be on a small amount of medicine to a large amount of pills plus an IV injection every 2 months.

He was going to chill with us tonight but his crohns started to flare now he can't get off the toilet.

by shaggy dan March 18, 2008

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004