Kentucky Creamer

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.

1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

kentucky creamer bourbon irish coffee cumshot oral sex incest milk mustache

by henchman24 May 5, 2011

pope creamer

Slang term the alter boy closest to the Pope.

You will piss off mary ann if you refer to her uncle as pope creamer.

by Reggie Hammer June 22, 2005

rusty creamer

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's ass, pulling out, and immediately entering her vagina.

Tommy gave me a Rusty Creamer last night, and now chocha feels weird.

by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014

Bitch creamer

Females named Gracie who just around the friend group and have sex with there ex’s friends

Dayum that girl Gracie is a bitch creamer such a whore

by Shadow girly July 17, 2021

bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019