Cramp stamp

When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).

Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.

by thethird September 04, 2009

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Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.

Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"

by Udrai Scheit February 26, 2010

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girly cramps

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work

Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps

by lolcatBBQ April 08, 2009

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Ball-cramp

When you are about to have sex but your partner changes their mind. This results in Ball-cramp or blue balls

"Did you fuck Sarah last night?" "She took off her clothes , then decided she didn't want to" "Sounds like you got a case of the ball-cramps"

by AlphaBeeboOmie November 26, 2017

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wankers cramp

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.

Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.

by CommieKras May 19, 2010

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