craigslist tourettes

Roofied so bad you develop tourette's

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes

by Karl Kaiser May 30, 2018

craigslist quality

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way

1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!

by G7291 October 15, 2018

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

Craigslist

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.

Craigslist is trash…

by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021

Craigslist

Something that instills fear in the heart of a shift worker. Unnecessary work that can be done at anytime that is now needed to be completed immediately.

Wow that would have been a great night shift except we got titti fucked by Craigslist.

I thought Craig was just out smoking a Jimmy but he came back with Craigslist.

by CharlieSheenLookalike March 1, 2023

to Craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons/missing pet/missing antique car (for cars it is only in cases where people love their cars more than their actual significant others) report on Craigslist, but specifically in the lost and found section- a section designed for inanimate objects.

IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.

by Uncle Dimma June 8, 2013